" Tempus Fugit "

Mesa

Monday, April 28, 2008

Up Shit Creek

I can't even count the times

I've needed this store.

The thing is many of those times was due to

lack of money and I bet this place is cash

and carry only.

Any of ya'll ever been UP SHIT CREEK ?

Shit Creek
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Sunday, April 27, 2008

My Six Pack of Quirks

Heather tagged me cause she wants to know
how weird I am, I said weird not Anal sheesh...
OK maybe a little Anal. Anyway here we go.

1-I have five remotes for my entertainment center,
I have a caddy for them, every night when I go to
bed they MUST be in their respective slots in
the caddy. A misplaced remote is
UNACCEPTABLE!

2-With the exception of flip flops I cannot
wear shoes without socks, it just feels weird.

3-I cannot wear a sock with even the smallest
hole in it, I'll wear shoes without socks first,
see above.

4-I will not park crooked or off center in a
parking space, if I can't get it in straight I'll
find another space. I said get it in straight,
heh heh

5-When watching a movie (at home) I talk to
the characters when they do or say something
stupid i.e. you fuckin dumb ass, but doesn't
everyone do this?

6-I cannot stand to eat raw onions but absolutely
love them cooked in any way, even burnt and
in fact that's my favorite, burnt onions YUM!

And now the suggested actions

1. link the person who tagged you, Heather

2. mention the rules in your blog…

3. tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours

4. tag 6 following bloggers by linking them.

leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s
blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged

Here are the folks I'd like to know more about
and if you wanna do this fine if not fine,
I still think your cool.

Chelle B., Jen, Nobody, Metalmom, Teri, Janna

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Random Find


It occurs to me that this makes
the myth a reality....
THEY DO HAVE TEETH!

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The Prospectors by Hudson & Landry

I remember hearing these guys when I was a

kid and this routine still cracks me the fuck up.

I hope it makes ya'll laugh, enjoy.


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Monday, April 21, 2008

Snow White's Potty Mouth

Snow White was a kinky bitch !

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Smoked Venison Burrito's

Well none of ya'll showed up for breakfast
this morning, to bad for ya.

Ingredients - - Smoked Venison, Taters,
Onions, Garlic, Season all, Ground Sage,
Dill Weed...
Add Ortega diced green chili's...

Place in tortilla top with shredded Chedder,
roll and CHOW mmmmmmmmmmm.

The one I have for lunch is going to be even
better cause you know...BEER!

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

SATUERDAY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER

Bad Day
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Yeah your right, good fishin or bad fishin....

THERE WILL BE BEER!!!

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Beer...Cheaper & Taste's Better


Your dyin to know how I know about

the taste huh.

Beer and Gas

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Saturday-Bust / Sunday-Great

Saturday I went to a local pond to do some
catfishin and all I caught was this bait stealing
little fucker, I released him before leaving
the pond.

This was my first time at this pond and it
turns out they post a schedule of when they
stock it.
I talked to a guy who is a regular there
and he said you have to hit the pond on the
weekend they stock it if you want to catch any.

I stuck it out anyway from sunrise to 10 PM,
sorry Metalmom no fried cat pics. this time...

Saturday was a bust.
Sunday I went out to my oldest sisters place to

smoke a Deer Rump. It was my brother in laws

idea but they don't have a smoker so I took

mine out there.

I've never smoked Deer before but I'm happy

to say it came out perfect, tender, juicy, smokey

and DELICIOUS. I forgot my camera so I took

this pic when I got home, doesn't it look yummy?

The best part was I got to spend the day hangin

out with family drinkin Beer and havin fun.

We watched a couple of classic westerns and

some Sci Fi channel. I showed my sister my

blog and some of yours and just enjoyed the day...
Sunday was a Great day.

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

NOT WHEN I"M SOBER BUDDY !

Serve the Booze...

Then the Boobs !


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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Dizzler JukeBox

I found this jukebox over at
http://dkybarandgrill.blogspot.com/
Heathers place and thought I'd give it a try,
it's not letting me do things I should be able to...
maybe it's not ready for vista?

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Monday, April 7, 2008

Ooo Eee Ooo Aw aw Bing Bang Walla Walla Bing Bang

I rented The Alvin and the Chipmunk's movie

yesterday and it's fucking hilarious, one of the

best scenes is when they sing the Witch Doctor.

This is an awesome version of the song. and

I LMAO through the whole movie.



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Sunday, April 6, 2008

Fresh Potatoes...REALLY !

Simply Potatoes, under the name brand it say's
made from fresh potatoes...

I hate it when I can't find packaged hash browns

made from old rancid stinky mushy juicy potatoes,

don't you?

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Shit that pops into my head

If we call this a Cow.....


Why don't we call these Cowtle ?



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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Evil Brewery

Lyin Bastards...


It doesn't taste anything like pus...uhh vergina.

I know I know, a not e but I'm a redneck and

you get it so that makes you a redneck to HA.

If it did taste like pus...you know,

I'd probably be an alcoholic, heh heh.

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