It's a win win

It says
Apple computers announced today that it has
developed a computer chip that can store and
play music in women's breast implants.

The iboob will cost between $499 and $599

This is considered to be a major breakthrough,
because women are always complaining about
men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.

Thanks to Apple , everyone is now happy

Well maybe not, somebodies gotta pay for the
iboob chip and you just know the implants
are gonna cost extra . Still well worth the
investment don't you think ?