A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He slept in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.

I have a better idea, she replied.

Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.

Wow! That's a great idea! he exclaimed.

Good, she replied. Get your own freakin blanket.

After a moment of silence,

he farted.

THE END

Props to Larry J. whoever he is for writing this.