THE BATHTUB TEST

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director how do you determine whether or not
a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
would use the bucket because it's bigger than the
spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "
A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?'

OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?