An Open Letter to TNT Television

To
TNT Television Executives

What the fuck is your problem? Granted you provide
great programing but it REALLY PISSES ME OFF
that when watching your station I have to increase
the volume on my TV double that of any other channel.

Now here's the thing that REALLY REALLY PISSES ME OFF,
it's one thing to have to increase the volume on your station,
I could deal with that no problem except for this. When the
commercials come on THEY FUCKING BLOW ME OUT
OF THE FUCKING ROOM YOU FUCKING DICKWADS!

I refuse to believe any line of bullshit about the
commercials coming from another source.
The commercials may well indeed come from
another source I don't know but what about your
station ID spots and your program promo's, the problem
is that you jackass's need to match the volume output
of your station to ALL the other stations.

IT CAN'T BE THAT DIFFICULT !

Sincerely a loyal fan of your programing
Trukindog