ONLY IN AMERICA

1) Only in America……can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.

2) Only in America……are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink.

3) Only in America……do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

4) Only in America……do people order double
cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5) Only in America……do banks leave both doors
to the vault open and then chain the pens
to the counters.

6) Only in America……do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.

7) Only in America……do we use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.

8) Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9) Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’
to describe the process so well: Poli’ in Latin meaning
‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

10) Only in America……do we have drive-up
ATM machines with Braille lettering.