" Tempus Fugit "


Monday, July 13, 2009


A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one desire. The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so
I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I
can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for "worldly things".

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly
help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord,
I wish that I and all men could understand women;

I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says nothings wrong, why she snaps and complains when
I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied,

"Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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