A TRUCKERS POEM

Ode to anonymous rush hour Boobage.

Poke the pic to biggie size em!

















I love Boobies,
big or small,
on any gal,
short or tall.

So ladies driving,
on your way to work,
show some cleavage & give me a perk,
you'll never ever see me again,
so slip a nipple & give me a grin.

Not so much you make me wreck,
but show me something what the heck.

An original poem by Trukindog.

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THE WEEKEND JAM #51 THIN LIZZY/THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

Now this is a Classic Rock 70's Jam, ENJOY !

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JUST A DOG

From time to time, people tell me, "lighten up, it's just a dog" or "That's a lot of money just for a dog". They don't understand the distance traveled, the time spent or the costs involved for "just a dog".

Some of my proudest moments have come about with "just a dog".
Many hours have passed and my only company was "just a dog",
but I didn't once feel slighted.

Some of my saddest moments have been brought about by "just a dog"
and in those days of darkness, the gentle touch of "just a dog" gave me comfort
and reason to overcome the day.

If you too, think it's "just a dog", then you will probably understand
phrases like "just a friend", "just a sunrise", or "just a promise".
"Just a dog" brings into my life the very essence of friendship, trust, and pure unbridled joy.

"Just a dog" brings out the compassion and patience that makes me a better
person. Because of "just a dog" I will rise early, take long walks and look longingly to the future.

So for me and folks like me, it's not "just a dog", but an embodiment of all the hopes
and dreams of the future, the fond memories of the past, and the pure joy of the moment.

"Just a dog" brings out what's good in me and diverts my thoughts away from
myself and the worries of the day. I hope that someday they can understand that it's not "just a dog", but the thing that gives me humanity and keeps me from being
"just a man".

So the next time you hear the phrase "just a dog", just smile because they
"just don't understand".

copyright Roca 2006

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THE WEEKEND JAM #50 A 2 FER FROM THE 70'S/BLUE OYSTER CULT & NAZARETH

I love the old Godzilla movies, what can I say.


Here's Nazareth from 1976 , dig the singers Bitchin shoes man!

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AN ARCHERY QUESTION !

Question:

What kind of Bow is this ?



















Answer:

Who gives a shit !

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THE WEEKEND JAM #49 STEALERS WHEEL/STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU

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TRANSLATIONS

DICTIONARY FOR MEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish...........................................................50+
Adventurous.................................................Will sleep with anyone
Athletic..........................................................Has a job
Average looking............................................Beer Belly
Handsome....................................................Gray hair
Emotionally secure.......................................Drinks alot
Contagious smile..........................................Really drinks alot
Friendship first.............................................I'll use a condom
Fun...............................................................See contagious smile
Open minded................................................Will your girlfriend join us?
Outgoing......................................................See contagious smile
Passionate....................................................doesn't mind foreplay first
Wants soul mate...........................................I need a live in maid!

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish.........................................................49
Adventurous..........................................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................................No Tits
Average looking........................................Homely
Beautiful.....................................................Pathological liar
Emotionally secure....................................Does prescription pills
Contagious smile........................................Does any pills
Feminist.....................................................Butch
Free spirit...................................................Junkie
Friendship first...........................................Trying to kick the slutty habit
Fun.............................................................Annoying
New age......................................................Body hair everywhere
Open minded..............................................Desperate
Outgoing....................................................Loud & embarrassing
Passionate.................................................Sloppy drunk
Professional...............................................Bitch
Wants soul mate.........................................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1 Yes = No
2 No = Yes
3 Maybe = No
4 We need = I want
5 I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6 We need to talk = Your in trouble
7 Sure go ahead = You better not
8 Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
9 I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
10 Your very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about ?

MEN'S ENGLISH
1 I am hungry = I am hungry
2 I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3 I am tired = I am tired
4 Nice dress = Nice cleavage !
5 I love you = Lets have sex now
6 I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7 May I have this dance = I want to have sex with you!
8 Can I call you sometime? = I want to have sex with you!
9 Do you want to go to a movie? = I want to have sex with you!
10 Can I take you out to dinner? = I want to have sex with you!
11 Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm Gay!

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