Trukindogs Den: May 2009

Sunday, May 31, 2009

JERKIN THE HEAD BETWEEN MY LEGS

It's not what you think ya perverts....just watch the video

HoosierGirl you asked for more video of Jesse so here ya go darlin.

Friday, May 29, 2009

THE WEEKEND JAM #39 TODD RUNDGREN/BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY

This is how I felt all day today !

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

MORALITY, IRISH STYLE

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return her Father cussed her.

"Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff.... Dad.... I became a prostitute.. ."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family."

"OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country
club........ ......... ....... (takes a breath)..... ........ and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ..."
"
Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff.... a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!

Friday, May 22, 2009

THE WEEKEND JAM #38 AC/DC-DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A DAMNED FINE SERMON

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand . He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine
sermon. Damned good!'

The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'No shit?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SINGLE WOMEN & SINGLE MEN

I swear these comic strip guys are watchin me & Jesse!
POKE THE PIC TO BIGGIE SIZE IT

The Duplex by Glenn McCoy

Friday, May 15, 2009

THE WEEKEND JAM #37 HANK JR./COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIVE & IGGY POP/KING OF THE DOGS

Be sure to check out both videos this week folks, the Iggy Pop "king of the Dogs" cracks me up.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

WHAT IS COURAGE ?

Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?

Is it to drive a formula 1 car?

Is it to fly a fighter in combat?

Is it to practice free falling parachuting?

Is it bungee jumping, white water rafting?

Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss?

Is it to insult the doorman in a bar?

Is it to insult your boss?

Is it to go on a defective ferris wheel?

Bullshit…that's nothing… THIS is COURAGE!!!

Monday, May 11, 2009

MY OFFICE VIEW

Sometimes the view from my office is pretty sweet !

Guy's & some of you gals, be sure to POKE THE PICS TO BIGGIE SIZE EM.

Summer's comin & we're already in the triple digits for temps. here in the Desert & the hotter it gets the better the view gets outside my office window.
Ohh Yeaaaah GIGIDY !

For those of you who may not know my office is the cab of a Truck.

Friday, May 8, 2009

THE WEEKEND JAM #36 DIRE STRAIGHTS/BROTHERS IN ARMS

I'd like to dedicate this weekend jam to every U.S. soldier past, present & future,
I thank you all & I salute you for your dedication, devotion, sacrifice & Honor.
This video is best viewed in full screen.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

JESSE'S DINNER TABLE

Well y'all know Jesse is a big boy & the other day I noticed when he was eatin that he reminded me of a Giraffe tryin to eat somethin off the ground so I decided he needed his own dinner table. After checkin a few stores & not findin what I was lookin for I decided to go yard salin this mornin to see if I could find somethin that would be the right height, length & width. After 5 hrs. of yard salin & findin nothin except this work bench (seen here) that a guy gave me for free today I decided to see if I could just build him one. When I got home I went lookin in my storage room and found part of an old shelf, I gathered the shelf 4 legs and 4 decorative top knobs.

I went out back where I knew I had a piece of 1/2 in. plywood & using the shelf piece as a template I cut the base from the plywood & stained it with the darkest stain I had then sealed it with a clear Polycrylic finish, all the necessary pieces for the job are seen here.

Here it is after the base has dried & put together.

Here Jesse's dinner table is in position & set for him when ever he's ready to eat.

Just moments after takin the above pic. Jesse let me know that he is pleased with his new table.

That's my boy & I love him to no end.