HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN & BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' -
He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He is not a 'CRADLE ROBBER' - He prefers
'GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.'

6. He does not get 'FALLING-DOWN DRUNK' -
He becomes 'ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.'

7. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' -
He develops a case of
'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

8 He is not a 'MALE CHAUVINIST PIG' -
He has 'SWINE EMPATHY.'

9. He is not afraid of 'COMMITMENT' -
He is 'RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED.'

10. He is not 'HORNY' - He is
'SEXUALLY FOCUSED.'

11. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out
of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

Personal note - (1), 2, 6 & 10 are my favorites.

WHAT P.C. PHRASE CORRECTIONS
CAN YOU THINK OF ?