HOW TO TALK ABOUT WOMEN & BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
'BREASTED HUMAN.'

2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER' -
She is 'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.'

3. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

4. She is not a 'DUMB BLOND' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is
'REALITY IMPAIRED.'

7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY' -
She gets 'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED'

8. She does not have 'BREAST IMPLANTS' -
She is 'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.'

9. She does not 'NAG YOU' - She becomes
'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

10. She is not a 'TRAMP' - She is
'SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.'

11. She does not have 'MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS'
- She is 'PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.'

12 She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

A personal note - 3, 5 & 11 are my favorites.

WHAT P.C. PHRASE CORRECTIONS CAN
YOU THINK OF ?

NOT TO WORRY LADIES
the men's list is to follow.