" Tempus Fugit "


Monday, August 25, 2008


A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th
grade students.

'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter',
she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat
who stuttered', she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of
these stories could become, asked the girl to
describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with
my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door
got a running start and before we knew it, he
jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must have been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl.

'My kitty raised his back, went Ffff 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
And before he could say 'Fuck',
theRottweiler ate him!

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