COLD WATER

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry
about using cold water to clean!

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a
very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.
After spending a great evening chatting the night away,
John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon,
eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like
substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather
asking, 'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold
water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish
your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again,
John was concerned about the plates as his appeared
to have tiny specks around the edge that looked
like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these
plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you
before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water
can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to
hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby
town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog
started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't
let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the football
game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .
'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!'