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Fuck, I must be slackin.

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I feel like Sally Field

Metalmom digs me...there's no accounting
for taste.
She has presented me this Excellent blog
Award and because I have no shame I accept,
thanks MM .

The rules of the award are as follows:

1. Identify the originator of this award,
and link so she can get her well-deserved traffic.
That would be Kayla at Project Mommy.

2. Pass on at least 10 Excellent Blog Awards.

By accepting this Excellent Blog Award, you have
to award it to 10 more people who’s blog’s you
find Excellent Award worthy.

You can give it to as many people as you want
but please award at least 10.

Now I am listing (not in any type of order)
my personal worthy blogs.

{ Matt-man, Midnight Cliff/Hellohahanarf,
Jen/Casual Slack, fig/Nullibi City, The Stinker,
Claire/A little piece of me, Avitable, Absolutely True,
J./The Coffee Table, Slick Sumbich.}

If you haven't checked these folks out you should.

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Fool For Your Stockings

When I saw Turnbaby's HNT I knew I had
to find this . 45 seconds in something wonderful
happens ENJOY

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If this were my son...

I'D BE SO PROUD !

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How I spent my Easter weekend or Truck Driver by choice mechanic by necessity

This is the truck I drive for work, Friday the
radiator sprung a bad leak...lucky me, time to
grab the wrenches.
The new radiator for my work truck in the bed

of my FULL SIZE pickup, to give you an idea

how big this Bitch is.
The beginning - removal

The middle - it's out, that radiator looking

think to the left is actually for the AC

The End, back together and ready to roll.

WOO HOOOO !

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Metalmoms Boobs ?

Metalmom said she couldn't resist a dare so
I dared her to send me a picture of her boobs.
Now I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer
but something tells me this isn't reeeeeealy
memtalmom's picture.

Anyway I love a boobie joke almost as much
as I love boobies so thanks MM you raaaawk!

Oh yeah check out the size of those nips woo hoo !

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Guy's maybe we're to easy.....NAAAAAA

How To Impress a Woman......

Compliment her
Cuddle her
Kiss her
Caress her
Love her
Tease her
Comfort her
Protect her
Hug her
Hold her
Spend money on her
Wine and dine her
Buy things for her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
Go to the ends of the Earth for her..

How to Impress a Man......

Show up naked
Bring beer

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I Love Home Depot

Home Depot Scam -

Be Careful!! A 'Heads Up' for those men,
who may be regular Home Depot customers:

Over the last month I became a victim of a
clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned
out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't
happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works. Two seriously
good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over
to your car as you are packing your shopping
into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with
a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank
them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot
or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one
of them climbs over into the front seat and
starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th.

Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th,
threetimes just yesterday, and very likely
this coming weekend.

So tell yourfriends to be careful.

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Things I've learned being a Truck Driver

Inspired by J. at The Coffee Table

Example, not my truck......Damn It !

1- I have a great view of your BOOBS...and that

ladies can make a very stressful day just a

little easier to handle.

2- The best food a Driver can get is found in

little Cafe's in small towns on little two lane hwy's. ,

if your lucky enough to find a place to park your Rig.

Most times you can get within a short walk.

3- Truck Drivers are not as well paid as

most people think.

4- It cost a small fortune to live on the road.

5- Truck Stop laundry facility's are nasty,

expensive and suck.

6- This Country DEPENDS on trucks yet the

bigger the town or city the less accommodating

they are to them.

7-Truck stops are not always safe place's

to spend the night.

8-Interstate rest area's are NOT SAFE places

to spend the night but are necessary.

9- Prostitutes [AKA] Lot Lizards disturb a

drivers much needed sleep on average 2 or 3

times a month asking {you want a date honey}.....

No I haven't.

10- The average motorist does not read or

even notice the large colorful signs on truck

trailers warning about wide turns and blind spots.

To those of you who already appreciate and

understand Trucks and the need for them

THANK YOU .

For those who don't you can help by telling

them what you know.

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Rodney Carrington - Patriot - Boob Lover - Rodney for President

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Girl Scout Cookies

I love Girl Scout Cookies over priced as they are
{ especially the one's made of real girl scout's }
but here's the rub .

They set up their little sales tables by the entrance
to stores and one of them stops you on the way in
and one stops you on the way out to say would
you like to buy some cookies.

The following applies to everyone who
uses this sales technique.

I'M NOT FUCKING BLIND,

I can see you and if I want some of your product
I will walk over to you and buy some.

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The best part of a chicks tan...

Is the white parts............

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No Hangover WOO-HOOO

I had a great time celebrating my B-Day last
night and drank ALOT of beer, mmmmm beeeeer.
I stayed away from the whiskey cause
I had to work today.

I was greatly pleased when I got up at 4:30
this morning to have no headache or gut sickness.

Although I did have that funky feeling all over
for about half the day kinda like my brain had
sobered up but my body was still sorta drunk.

Then that cleared up and it 's all good.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

I wish this were really my B-Day present.

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Now this is Home Security

You have to turn up the sound a bit for some reason


I Stumbled on this and couldn't resist.

Besides chicks with guns are HOT , and really don't you think it would be cheaper to replace the door rather than spend millions to imprison the bastard ?

That is if he was caught and if anyone was left alive to testify against him.

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