Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who
you are, then along comes someone and blows
it all to the dickens........
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and
ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee,
a young woman sat down next to him. She turned
to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking
colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences,
pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors,
and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.
'She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the
morning, I think about women. When I shower,
I think about women. When I watch TV, I think
about women I even think about women when I eat.
It seems that everything makes me think of women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later,
A little while later,
a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, '
I always thought I was....
but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'
