NAILING YOUR WIFE

Now this is some award winning acting folks,
who can tell me why there are three different
woman in this scene?

WOO HOO! We have a winner Hoosiergirl got it.

See her comment for the answer.

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How to pronounce Oklahoma correctly

I never knew this.

There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce

Oklahoma

The proper way is:


' Okla . . . Homa

(There's a pause between the 'a' and the 'h'.)

See the reason below.

There, you learned something today!

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Won't you save the Duckling's ?

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Metalmoms Boobs ?

Metalmom said she couldn't resist a dare so
I dared her to send me a picture of her boobs.
Now I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer
but something tells me this isn't reeeeeealy
memtalmom's picture.

Anyway I love a boobie joke almost as much
as I love boobies so thanks MM you raaaawk!

Oh yeah check out the size of those nips woo hoo !

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I Love Home Depot

Home Depot Scam -

Be Careful!! A 'Heads Up' for those men,
who may be regular Home Depot customers:

Over the last month I became a victim of a
clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned
out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't
happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works. Two seriously
good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over
to your car as you are packing your shopping
into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with
a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank
them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot
or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one
of them climbs over into the front seat and
starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th.

Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th,
threetimes just yesterday, and very likely
this coming weekend.

So tell yourfriends to be careful.

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Rodney Carrington - Patriot - Boob Lover - Rodney for President

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

I wish this were really my B-Day present.

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CRAZY 8"s

Metalmom tagged me to do Crazy 8's
so here goes.

8 Things I'm passionate about,
never being late for work, salt cured country ham,
my little girl {my dog} Sadie,
my gun collection, the insane spelling of the
English language,
the Government wasting money on Mars,
the need for a national health care program
and BOOBIES.

8 Things I want to do before I die,
visit Ireland, go to a NASCAR race, visit Scotland,
take a ride in a Huey Helicopter, see ZZ TOP
in concert at least one more time, take a trip
on a train, own a SHARPS 45-70 cal. Rifle,
understand women- - not holding my breath
for that last one...and see all their BOOBIES.

8 Things I say often,
cool, dammmn Vinnie, WTF, better to have it
and not need it than to need it and not have it,
dumb ass, damn rubber neckers, fuckin bastards,
I need a raise, mmmmm boooobieees

8 Books I have read recently,
do blogs count cause I'm not much of a book
reader except for The Book of BOOBIES.

8 Songs I could listen to over and over,
Jesus just left Chicago, Tush, Cheap Sunglasses,
Mexican Blackbird, My heads in Mississippi,
Heard it on the X, A fool for your stockings,
Balinese, Pearl Necklace, She loves my automobile,
Arrested for driving while blind, La Grange,
Legs, Sharp dressed man...ok ok anything
by ZZ TOP.
And 99 words for BOOBS by Robert Lund.

8 Things that attract me to my best friend{s},
Honesty, Loyalty, Sense of humor, Compassion,
Character, movie collection, big screen TV,
BEER and their wives BOOBIES.

8 People I think should do crazy 8's,
Everyone who hasn't yet, with or without
BOOBIES.

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It's a win win

It says
Apple computers announced today that it has
developed a computer chip that can store and
play music in women's breast implants.

The iboob will cost between $499 and $599

This is considered to be a major breakthrough,
because women are always complaining about
men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.

Thanks to Apple , everyone is now happy

Well maybe not, somebodies gotta pay for the
iboob chip and you just know the implants
are gonna cost extra . Still well worth the
investment don't you think ?

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