LET'S PLAY FOUR

Let’s Foreplay...uhh Play Four. heh

A) Four Places That I Go To Over And Over:
Work, WalMart, the frig for BEER &
The Bathroom-partly Beer related heh.

B) Four People Who Email Me Regularly:
Duane H, My sister Paula, Data Doctors &
some broad that wants me to claim my
European lottery winnings-yeah like I'm THAT stupid.

C) Four Of My Food Favorites:
BEEF, PIZZA, PORK & BEER...
Beer is too food!

D) Four Things I’d Like To Do:
Sky Dive, visit Ireland & Scotland,
Own a Sharps 45-70 Buffalo Rifle &
Meet some fellow blogger's in person.

E) Four People I Think Will Respond:
Hoosiergirly, Metalmom, Coffeypot & wblmom

F) Four Things I Did Yesterday:
Watched Football, Helped a good friend
with their blog layout, Drank Beer &
played with my boy Jesse.

If I have to pick four others to do this I choose,
Any four people who want to do it.

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TAGGED, ME A TO Z

Hoosiergirl tagged me with this because she's
nosey that way but she's also a real sweetheart
so I did it, plus she gave me this award and
thinks I'm brilliant...well at least until she reads it.
Thank You Darlin


Attached or single? Single


Cake or Pie? Pie, Blueberry mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Day of Choice? Each one I wake up to.

Essential Item? (Items) MY GUNS criminals
will always have guns so.....SO WILL I.

Favorite color? Blue in any shade but Navy,
it to close to black.

Gummy bears or worms? Worms, real ones
cause their full of protein.

Hometown? Phoenix AZ.

Indulgence? My Guns & Beer.....but not
together even though I am a Redneck.

January or July? January cause the commercialized
Xmas crap is over & those annoying sap ass
Xmas songs are off the radio. Don't freak out
people I believe in God and Xmas just not the
commercial bullshit its become every year.

Kids? HEEEEEEEEEEELLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

Life isn't complete.... Life is never complete,
that's just human nature.

Marriage Date? 4-5-01 One of the biggest mistakes
of my life & though I haven't been able YET to
pay the filing cost of divorce papers, she's in
N.C. & has been for 2 years now so yes I am single.

Number of Brothers and Sisters? 1 half brother
2 sisters all older than I...yeah yeah baby of
the family I know.

Oranges or Apples? Oranges (Navel of course)

Phobias? Unsecured extreme heights, ya know
like the edge of a cliff.


Quote? "Better to have it and not need it than
need it and not have it."

Reasons to Smile? My dog Jesse.

Season of Choice? Fall because the Desert is
beginning to cool down a bit.

Tag Seven People? NOPE but if ya see this and
want to do it go for it.

Unknown Fact? I won the AZ. Lottery once for
$2.7 million and was fucked out of it by an
EVIL BITCH...Don't ask I WILL NOT ELABORATE.
SERIOUSLY DON'T FUCKING ASK !


Vegetable? Fresh Green Beans mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Worst habits? Spittin out the word fuck in front
of the wrong people like a foul mouthed trucker
and then apologizing with embarrassment.
Wrong people i.e. the elderly, it's a matter of
respect & I really try not to do it but sometime
it's out there before I know it.

X-Ray or Ultrasound? X-Ray...
I'm hopin to glow someday.

Your favorite food? PIZZA & BEER....
shut up Beer is to food
I've had it for supper many times.


Zodiac sign? Pisces but I'm not a very good
swimmer....ironic huh.

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Tagged for 8's by Hoosiergirly

OK J. = Hoosiergirl here it is, a six pack of 8's...
OK a 4 pack, I'm tryin to cut down.

Eight Things I Have A Passion For:

1. RAIN with thunder & lightning
(I live in the desert)
2. GUNS
3. PIZZA
4. CHEESE
5. BEER
6. TRUCK DRIVING
7. TV
8. BEEF

Eight Things I Would Like To Do Before I Die:

1. Visit Ireland
2. Visit Scotland
3. Meet ZZ TOP
4. Fly in a Helicopter
5. Own or at least shoot a Sharps .45-70
Buffalo Rifle
6. Skydive
7. Be as good a man as my father was.
8. Understand women...
Ha! yeah like that could happen.

Eight Things I Say A Lot:

1. What the hell !
2. Damn Vinny ! - (A story in itself)
3. Shit !
4. 10-4 (truck driver remember)
5. You gotta be shittin me !?
6. Darlin
7. Dumbass !
8. Fuck !

Eight Books I Have Read Recently:

1.
2.
3.
4. I'm not much of a book reader.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Eight Movies I Have Seen Eight Times:

1. Lonesome Dove
2. Apocalypse Now
3. Con Air
4. Blazing Saddles
5. Young Frankenstien
6. Broken Arrow
7. O BROTHER "where art thou"
8. The Good The Bad & The Ugly

Eight Bloggers I'll Tag:
If ya wanna do it then do it if ya don't then don't.

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My Six Pack of Quirks

Heather tagged me cause she wants to know
how weird I am, I said weird not Anal sheesh...
OK maybe a little Anal. Anyway here we go.

1-I have five remotes for my entertainment center,
I have a caddy for them, every night when I go to
bed they MUST be in their respective slots in
the caddy. A misplaced remote is
UNACCEPTABLE!

2-With the exception of flip flops I cannot
wear shoes without socks, it just feels weird.

3-I cannot wear a sock with even the smallest
hole in it, I'll wear shoes without socks first,
see above.

4-I will not park crooked or off center in a
parking space, if I can't get it in straight I'll
find another space. I said get it in straight,
heh heh

5-When watching a movie (at home) I talk to
the characters when they do or say something
stupid i.e. you fuckin dumb ass, but doesn't
everyone do this?

6-I cannot stand to eat raw onions but absolutely
love them cooked in any way, even burnt and
in fact that's my favorite, burnt onions YUM!

And now the suggested actions

1. link the person who tagged you, Heather

2. mention the rules in your blog…

3. tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours

4. tag 6 following bloggers by linking them.

leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s
blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged

Here are the folks I'd like to know more about
and if you wanna do this fine if not fine,
I still think your cool.

Chelle B., Jen, Nobody, Metalmom, Teri, Janna

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CRAZY 8"s

Metalmom tagged me to do Crazy 8's
so here goes.

8 Things I'm passionate about,
never being late for work, salt cured country ham,
my little girl {my dog} Sadie,
my gun collection, the insane spelling of the
English language,
the Government wasting money on Mars,
the need for a national health care program
and BOOBIES.

8 Things I want to do before I die,
visit Ireland, go to a NASCAR race, visit Scotland,
take a ride in a Huey Helicopter, see ZZ TOP
in concert at least one more time, take a trip
on a train, own a SHARPS 45-70 cal. Rifle,
understand women- - not holding my breath
for that last one...and see all their BOOBIES.

8 Things I say often,
cool, dammmn Vinnie, WTF, better to have it
and not need it than to need it and not have it,
dumb ass, damn rubber neckers, fuckin bastards,
I need a raise, mmmmm boooobieees

8 Books I have read recently,
do blogs count cause I'm not much of a book
reader except for The Book of BOOBIES.

8 Songs I could listen to over and over,
Jesus just left Chicago, Tush, Cheap Sunglasses,
Mexican Blackbird, My heads in Mississippi,
Heard it on the X, A fool for your stockings,
Balinese, Pearl Necklace, She loves my automobile,
Arrested for driving while blind, La Grange,
Legs, Sharp dressed man...ok ok anything
by ZZ TOP.
And 99 words for BOOBS by Robert Lund.

8 Things that attract me to my best friend{s},
Honesty, Loyalty, Sense of humor, Compassion,
Character, movie collection, big screen TV,
BEER and their wives BOOBIES.

8 People I think should do crazy 8's,
Everyone who hasn't yet, with or without
BOOBIES.

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