A timeless classic of Classic Rock!
Plus the horn at the beginning makes me want Tequila.
" Tempus Fugit "
Friday, February 27, 2009
THE WEEKEND JAM #27 EAGLES LIVE / HOTEL CALIFORNIA
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
WET WILD RODEO SEX
My dear cyber friend Laura AKA JuventusGirl was
late to work this mornin so I offered to write for her
an excuse letter. I think it could even get her some
special treatment in her work place, what do y'all think?
Dear John - (Laura's Boss)
Please excuse Laura's tardiness yesterday 2/24/09.
It was entirely my fault, I kept her up until 5:30 A.M.
having WET WILD RODEO SEX and you know how
exhausting that can be...well maybe you don't
I don't know you.
At any rate you may notice Laura's typing may suffer
in the next few days due to the new calluses on her
hands and fingers from holding on to the leather of
the bridle & saddle...don't worry the spurs were only
used on me.
Also if any loud popping or snapping noises occur
in the office don't be alarmed if Laura suddenly yells
YEE HAW her eyes glaze over and she begins to drool...
it's just a flash back to the Bull Whip, she'll snap out
of it shortly...I still can't sit down.
I'm sure you will be understanding and allow Laura
the time she needs to recover.
Thank you
Sincerely
Laura's devoted love Buckaroo Trukindog
P.S.
The saddle is NOT the reason she's walkin bow legged.
heh heh heh
Sunday, February 22, 2009
KEEPIN JESSE SAFE
Last Thursday mornin when I took Jesse out to pee
there were a bunch of vehicle's in the field next to us
and a guy keepin an eye on them, of course Jesse
wanted to go say hi so he jumped up on this spot
of fence that was saggin from the weight of this
nasty ass milkweed vine shit. When I told him to
get down he lost his footing and fell on his right
shoulder, he favored it the rest of the day but was
OK buy Fri. mornin. Yes it scared the hell out of me
when he got up limpin, I was soooo relieved to find
he didn't break his leg. Anyway I spent the rest of the
day fixin the fence, it aint pretty but it serves the
purpose. Picture #1 The Problem. POKE THE PICS. TO BIGGIE SIZE EM
Pic #2 After strippin all that nasty fuckin weed off
the fence.
Pics. #3 & #4 After settin a 2X6 for support & stretchin
the fence back over & up & driven pieces of rebar in at
the bottom where the rocks are cause it was curled
up from bein bent over.
Like I said it aint pretty but it works & Jesse wont
get hurt on it again.
Friday, February 20, 2009
WEEKEND JAM #26 ELVIS/HOUND DOG
To Thank my dear friend Dana for the AWESOME
animated picture of Jesse & I (top right) I felt it
only appropriat this weeks jam be about a dog &
what better than this classic. Thank You Dana.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
THE PRICE IS RIGHT !
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father
and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a
wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted
the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll
inherit $200 million.
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card
and three days later, she became his stepmother.
The cold hard truth is Women are so much better
at financial planning than men.
POKE HER...uhh I MEAN POKE THE PIC. TO BIGGIE SIZE IT. heh heh
Sunday, February 15, 2009
"SCAT" CAT
Well at least she won't have to worry about shittin
her britches when she turns around !
poke the pic. to biggie size it.
Friday, February 13, 2009
THE WEEKEND JAM #25 MARK WILLS/"19 SOMETHIN"
OK I never wore parachute pants &
Pop never wore sideburns but I love
this song anyway & I often miss those days.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
HONEST SCRAP jGrrl & HoosierGirl tagged me
jGrrl & HoosirGirl tagged me to do Honest Scrap...
well here goes.
List 10 honest things about yourself - and make it
interesting, even if you have to dig deep! Then tag
7 bloggers that you feel embody the spirit of the
Honest Scrap. Simple. Or not.
1) I can't stand the taste of liver and when I say
I can't stand it I mean it was the last thing my folks
ever forced me to eat when I was 12 yrs. old.
Liver & onions with gravy was one of my mom's
favorite meals. As I sat there at the table trying to
convince my pop that I couldn't eat it and being
told I would eat it or go hungry I said I'd go hungry
but pop said EAT. I managed to CHOKE down two
VERY small bites the third was too much and I
threw up in my plate, mom instantly followed suit,
she had a week tummy...I was never forced to eat
something I said I didn't like again.
2) I won't wear boxers or go commando, I value my
junk too much to just let it swing...or stick to my leg.
Yep it's nut huggers for me.
3) I was a carpet installer for 8 years and quite good
at it if I say so myself, I can still do it but it takes 5
times longer than it used to and hurts 10 time more.
4) I'm 5' 6" tall but I wish I could be at least 4"
taller, it's a reach thing.
5) I love to cook but don't as often as I'd like to...
cookin for one sucks.
6) I spoil my boy Jesse every chance I get, for example
when he got to big for HIS Lazyboy recliner I moved
it to the bedroom & bought him a full size couch/sofa.
7) A dear friend suggested that I'm in love with Beer,
I love Beer but I'm not IN love with Beer...
holy crap that's what my first EX told me just before
she split...but I'M NOT LEAVIN BEER !
8) I wrecked a motorcycle once when I was 19 yrs.
old cause I was starin at the biggest set of boobs
I'd ever seen...so far.
What can I say I love Boobs...& Beer.
9) I have a condition known as Geographic Tongue
which prohibits me from eating spicy foods and yet
I'm a Garlic & Salt aholic.
10) When I was about 10 yrs. old my mom would
buy these doggie treats called Doggie Donutz for our
family dog, every time I gave one to the dog I would
sneak one for myself...until mom caught me,
hey they were tasty.
I'm not gonna tag anyone, if ya wanna do this do it
if not I hope you enjoyed readin mine.
Please disregard the read more. Thanks
Sunday, February 8, 2009
THE DEAD HORSE
Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from
a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the
horse the next day. The next Day he drove up and said,
"Sorry, Son, but I have some bad news, The horse died.
Chuck replied,
Well,then just give me my money back.
The farmer said,
Can't do that,I went and spent it already.
Chuck said,
Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.
The farmer asked,What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said,
I'm going to raffle him off.
The farmer said,
You can't raffle off a dead horse!
Chuck said,
Sure I can, Watch me I just won't tell anybody he's dead.
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
What happened With that dead horse?
Chuck said,
I raffled him off.
I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a Piece and made a
net profit of $898.00.
The farmer said,
Didn't anyone complain?
Chuck said,
Just the guy who won.
So I gave him his two dollars back.
Chuck grew up and now works for the government.
Friday, February 6, 2009
WEEKEND JAM #24 SUPERTRAMP/THE LOGICAL SONG
LOGIC IS OFTEN OVER RATED !
But I love this song.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
WOO HOO JESSE WON !
Jesse is now a member of Spikes Pack and we want
to thank each and every one of you who voted for him.
I appreciate y'all puttin up with the constant reminders
to vote for him & if he could Jesse would give you all
a big wet sloppy tongue kiss.
Thanks again everyone, your the best.
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